27 thought's most girl's have when doing makeup
1. Ok, so today’s makeup is definitely going to look fabulous. (But it never does)
2. Why can’t I find a foundation that matches my neck!!
3. Yes, that eyebrow looks perfect
4. The other however looks crap and doesn’t even match!
5. Ok, I’ll redo them
6. Great, now both of my eyebrows look like slugs
7. Why did I shave my eyebrows off in the first place!?
8. Why can’t I have eyebrows were like Cara Delevingne…
9. I’m not even going to attempt trying to flick my eyeliner
10. Makeup makes me mad
11. But I always wear it
12. My fake definitely doesn’t look like the women that model the exact same makeup
13. Now my face looks too orange
14. Why can’t I be naturally tanned…
15. Maybe I should put some eyeshadow on
16. Ok maybe not
17. What does primer even do for my face!!
18. Maybe if I pout my cheekbones will appear
19. Why can’t my eyebrows look like they do when I lift them up with my head, all the time
20. I definitely should start my makeup again
21. Why did I have to blink whilst doing my mascara
22. Let’s try remove the mascara under my eyelashes
23. Great, it’s smudged even more
24. I wanna be a boy
25. Who even invented makeup
26. Life would be better if no one had eyebrows